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Mom deposited 1k in my acct last night. I spent 80 at target, 5 at caribou. This morning I go to caribou before work and my card is declined. I am currently 86 dollars in the hole and my fucking money is noWHEre to be fOUnD

Fuck tcf fuck them so hard

thomarvelous:

albinwonderland:

fandomsandfeminism:

dieluftmensch:

c3l3s:

what the actual fuck

Halloween season is like this 2 month long competition of “What is the most absurd thing we can sexualized for ladies!?” 

(Along with a concurrent competition in “Most horrific offensive stereotype of a racial and/or cultural minority” )

Remember ladies, it may be an apocalypse, but don’t let that mess up your beauty routine. You have mens to attract. I mean, they might.. be dead. They might be dead. They might want to eat your flesh. But it’s a compliment. 

I think I just might wear this for halloween this year.

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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